THE RETURN OF MY AWKWARD SHORTS TAN LINE IS BACK!
awkward neck/necklace sunburn included.
all received while creepin' on the santa cruz version of jersey shore!!!!
girl that resembled snooki: "oh my goddddd there's sand everywhere!!! I HATE SAND!"
only to be followed with "guyyyysssss I hate being wet!" while standing up to her knees in the ocean. AND THEN: "oh my god! [friends name], are those guys cute?!? I gotta get my game face on!" runs flirtatiously to the water and splashes around.
You really can't make this shit up sometimes.
