we cling to its plastic shell while furiously typing away our existence.

It's a perfect day for backyard essay writing, unfortunately I lack a backyard.

I must be evil because

I like to go into Tim's room and turn off his alarm after its been going off for an hour (this happens EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK).

I always hope that it ruins his day since he doesn't wake up on time (he wakes up at noon: "SHIT!"- best part).

I think my actions are justified since he's an alcoholic (if you have to get up at 8 AM you probably should start drinking at midnight).

I look forward to not living with him anymore (never again will I have to hear about existentialism!!!!).

amazing sunburn!

THE RETURN OF MY AWKWARD SHORTS TAN LINE IS BACK!

awkward neck/necklace sunburn included.

all received while creepin' on the santa cruz version of jersey shore!!!!

girl that resembled snooki: "oh my goddddd there's sand everywhere!!! I HATE SAND!"

only to be followed with "guyyyysssss I hate being wet!" while standing up to her knees in the ocean. AND THEN: "oh my god! [friends name], are those guys cute?!? I gotta get my game face on!" runs flirtatiously to the water and splashes around.

You really can't make this shit up sometimes.

first item of slug wear:

its one of those things where I don't know if I should wear it around town but I don't feel like sweating in my other clothes.

activities to survive this quarter:

walkies

listen to This American Life

draw more

finish and finalize snake farm print for screening (!!!!!!!!)

contemporary theory can get a little depressing:

moments big & small are lost over time.

house sit, cat sit

last minute get-a-way! my parents asked me to house sit pearl while their on a weekend vacation in DEATH VALLEY.

lucky me: a house to myself, kitty cat following my every move, a high school dress that was surely too big for me then, whiskey on the counter, and beer in the fridge.

I should be starting my paper, but I rather go to breakfast with Vinnie.

a promised hello to Sarah tomorrow, Lagunitas brewery Sunday, and then its back to spring break day-dreamin'!!!

Also, in lue of staying for four nights I've returned my bed to its rightful corner - only to be placed back awkwardly in the middle of the room come monday morning.